cool things n utter stuff

I woke up in the morning.. no it was almost noon, whatever.. so i woke up with this "where the hell im?" feeling and realize this fancypants salumi was sleeping next to me. I quickly made a fakebarf from eggs n rubberboots, then stick it on the painting of leonardo dicaprio that looks like Tabe. I was amused in a strange sick way, then i added some Teemu Korkiavuori stickers to the painting too. After that i removed the plug from guitar hero guitar that it doesnt work anymore, that would be a hell on earth if someone would get interested about that n started playing. Now i should be going, but first i add some rubberbands, old headphones, stamp and coffee to microwave oven n let them be there like a half hour, then take it out n stick it in you ass slow like tsssssssssh!